(◕‿◕✿) ALKFAEN PAINTING COMISSIONS OPEN:
A hand-painted, one-of-a-kind acrylic masterpiece on premium canvas or sturdy board—vivid colours, reckless textures, and a little piece of my soul smeared onto your walls. Want a cosmic fever dream? A melancholic abstract? A portrait that whispers secrets? Let’s get weird.
How It Works:
Pick a size (20cm - 120cm)
You feed me your chaos (a phrase, a color, a song lyric, a half-remembered dream—I’ll take anything).
We plot together (I’ll send sketches)
I paint like a sleep-deprived oracle (updates included, because anticipation is half the fun).
You receive a gorgeous painting.
(☉_☉) Perfect for:
• The "this-wall-is-too-sane" void in your life.
• The "I-crave-the-strange" aesthetic.
• The "decor-is-a-lie-anyway" revolution brewing in your chest.
Sizes
✦ 20×20cm → €180
(。•̀ᴗ-)✧ Pocket-sized rebellion - perfect for secret alters or gifts that say "I know your dark side"
✦ 30×30cm → €240
(◕‿◕)👌 The apartment-friendly statement piece - big enough to haunt, small enough to hide when family visits
✦ 40×40cm → €320
(☉_☉) The cult favorite - transforms blank walls into conversation starters (or stoppers)
✦ 50×50cm → €450
(⌐■_■) The "oh this is serious art" size - dominates any room with quiet intensity
✦ 60×60cm → €580
(╯°□°)╯ The gallery-worthy centerpiece - for those who treat their home like a museum of personal obsessions
✦ 80×80cm → €750+
(◣_◢) The "make the neighbors talk" size - price varies based on how deep down the rabbit hole we go
Commissions open for larger works too— email [email protected]
SHIPPING:
✔️ All orders include tracking.
⚠️ Unfortunately, we cannot replace items lost in transit.
LOCAL PICK-UP (BERLIN):
📍 Neukölln
📧 Email: [email protected]
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THANK YOU! Your support means the world to me. ♡